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Fizz :-) Dec 2024 10:21am, 2 Dec 2024 9,204 posts	Quote Pin Fizz :-) I try to go out of my way to avoid negative people. They bring you down. Saw the idea of putting 50 pence into a glass jar every time I have a pessimistic thought. I have to announce that at this stage the glass is half empty.
Surrey Phil Dec 2024 10:23am, 2 Dec 2024 10,845 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil Have you heard about the guy who comes down your chimney, leaves some presents and helps himself to a few brussel sprouts? That'll be Farter Christmas.
MudMeanderer Dec 2024 10:23am, 2 Dec 2024 2,678 posts	Quote Pin MudMeanderer How do you keep warm in a cold room? You go to the corner because it's always 90 degrees!
2triornot2tri Dec 2024 10:27am, 2 Dec 2024 3,000 posts	Quote Pin 2triornot2tri Where does the Helsinki Marathon end? At the Finnish line.
mr d Dec 2024 10:27am, 2 Dec 2024 6,877 posts	Quote Pin mr d What does the King call his Christmas broadcast? The One show.
Maclennane Dec 2024 10:28am, 2 Dec 2024 33,178 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane Got called out to Cat Stvens' caravan this morning Awning had broken
Schnecke Dec 2024 10:28am, 2 Dec 2024 7,632 posts	Quote Pin Schnecke What do you call a blind reindeer? No-eye deer What do you call a blind, legless reindeer? Still No-eye deer
Seratonin Dec 2024 10:35am, 2 Dec 2024 54,087 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin I have just discovered the secret to getting dates. It's a piece of cake.
RunnyBunny Dec 2024 10:35am, 2 Dec 2024 1,555 posts	Quote Pin RunnyBunny What's invisible and smells of carrots? Bunny farts
Ocelot Spleens Dec 2024 10:46am, 2 Dec 2024 40,004 posts	Quote Pin Ocelot Spleens What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!