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Mushroom 11 Feb 8:26am, 11 Feb 2025 3,554 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom Good news, the man who was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun is now fully recovered.
richmac 11 Feb 8:56am, 11 Feb 2025 31,642 posts	Quote Pin richmac I imagine he can thank his staple diet for that!
Jason1969 11 Feb 10:23am, 11 Feb 2025 13,583 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Sofa, so good.
Mushroom 11 Feb 10:24am, 11 Feb 2025 3,555 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom Yes, it's comforting..
richmac 11 Feb 10:30am, 11 Feb 2025 31,644 posts	Quote Pin richmac Looks like something cushioned the impact
Mushroom 11 Feb 12:56pm, 11 Feb 2025 3,557 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I'm collecting for the Pope's birthday present - you can send me funds via Papal
Mushroom 13 Feb 9:20am, 13 Feb 2025 3,559 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom As Valentine's Day approaches, there's a question I have to ask: How many roses do we give that special lady? 6 ? 12 ? .......or the whole tin?
Jason1969 13 Feb 9:57am, 13 Feb 2025 13,604 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 If you're sad about being alone on valentine's day, just remember you're alone every other day, too.
Mountkeen 13 Feb 12:07pm, 13 Feb 2025 652 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen Last Valentine's Day my wife suggested we go for a meal to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you. So I took her to Subway
Derby Tup 13 Feb 12:56pm, 13 Feb 2025 70,595 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup For the last twenty years I've received a Valentine card from the same secret admirer. I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year. First my granny dies, and now this . . .