Joke of the day........

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9:58am, 27 Jul 2007
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PhatButFit
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
Jul 2007
10:00am, 27 Jul 2007
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Hendo
*throws rotten tomato*
Jul 2007
10:03am, 27 Jul 2007
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GordonG
woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a double entendre.

so he gave her one.

* catches next rotten tomato *
Jul 2007
10:03am, 27 Jul 2007
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MarkC
A man with five penises goes to see the doctor:
"Good lord, man. How on earth do your underpants fit?"
"Like a glove, doctor."

I'll get me coat.
Jul 2007
10:04am, 27 Jul 2007
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GordonG
Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar.

the barman says "is this some kind of joke?"
Jul 2007
10:04am, 27 Jul 2007
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Puddington
lololololol
Jul 2007
10:06am, 27 Jul 2007
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Boingy
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 ducks. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: "Ah, you're lovely, aren't you?" she says to the first duck. "What's your name?" To her surprise, the duck actually answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles."

Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next duck. "And what's your name then?" Again, unbelievably, the 2nd duck answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." And so she moves on to the last duck. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles."

"No," replies the last duck. "My name's Puddles, and I've had an awful day!"
Jul 2007
10:07am, 27 Jul 2007
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trumpton riots
...or the dyslexic devil worshiper, who sold his soul to Santa?

Coat already on
Jul 2007
10:07am, 27 Jul 2007
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MarkC
Did you hear about the man who fell under a train?
He was chuffed to bits.
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10:07am, 27 Jul 2007
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Puddington
ROFL!

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