Joke of the day........

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PhatButFit Jul 2007 9:58am, 27 Jul 2007 61 posts	0 PhatButFit A dyslexic man walks into a bra
Hendo Jul 2007 10:00am, 27 Jul 2007 8,235 posts	0 Hendo throws rotten tomato
GordonG Jul 2007 10:03am, 27 Jul 2007 760 posts	0 GordonG woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a double entendre. so he gave her one. * catches next rotten tomato *
MarkC Jul 2007 10:03am, 27 Jul 2007 534 posts	0 MarkC A man with five penises goes to see the doctor: "Good lord, man. How on earth do your underpants fit?" "Like a glove, doctor." I'll get me coat.
GordonG Jul 2007 10:04am, 27 Jul 2007 761 posts	0 GordonG Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. the barman says "is this some kind of joke?"
Puddington Jul 2007 10:04am, 27 Jul 2007 10,515 posts	0 Puddington lololololol
Boingy Jul 2007 10:06am, 27 Jul 2007 966 posts	0 Boingy A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 ducks. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: "Ah, you're lovely, aren't you?" she says to the first duck. "What's your name?" To her surprise, the duck actually answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next duck. "And what's your name then?" Again, unbelievably, the 2nd duck answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." And so she moves on to the last duck. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles." "No," replies the last duck. "My name's Puddles, and I've had an awful day!"
trumpton riots Jul 2007 10:07am, 27 Jul 2007 94 posts	0 trumpton riots ...or the dyslexic devil worshiper, who sold his soul to Santa? Coat already on
MarkC Jul 2007 10:07am, 27 Jul 2007 536 posts	0 MarkC Did you hear about the man who fell under a train? He was chuffed to bits.
Puddington Jul 2007 10:07am, 27 Jul 2007 10,518 posts	0 Puddington ROFL!