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Jul 2007
10:11am, 27 Jul 2007
1,257 posts
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Huge
What about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic who lay awake at night wondering if there was a dog
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Jul 2007
10:11am, 27 Jul 2007
10,523 posts
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Puddington
what about him?
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Jul 2007
10:13am, 27 Jul 2007
613 posts
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bigleggy
or the dyslexic raver - was off his head on an F !
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Jul 2007
10:13am, 27 Jul 2007
62 posts
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PhatButFit
Little Johnny wants a telly in his bedroom, his dad reluctantly agrees. Next day little Johnny comes downstairs and asks his dad, "What's lovejuice?", his dad spits his cornflakes all over the kitchen but then regains his composure and tells Johnny all about the birds and the bees. When he's finished he asks "so what were you watching?"
Wimbledon replies Johnny! 
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Jul 2007
10:14am, 27 Jul 2007
10,526 posts
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Puddington
Ahahahahahahaha!
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Jul 2007
10:15am, 27 Jul 2007
4,217 posts
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Maclennane
Fantastic, phants
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Jul 2007
10:15am, 27 Jul 2007
63 posts
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PhatButFit
I said to the wife the other day, "why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She said "I don't like to ring you at work".
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Jul 2007
10:15am, 27 Jul 2007
967 posts
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Boingy
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks. "Sure do." he dog replies. "So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the MI5 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten quid."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t."
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Jul 2007
10:15am, 27 Jul 2007
10,528 posts
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Puddington
This thread delivers
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Jul 2007
10:17am, 27 Jul 2007
1,311 posts
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2 Flat Feet
No work for me today. I've wet myself.
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