Joke of the day........

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PhatButFit Jul 2007 10:29am, 27 Jul 2007 67 posts	0 PhatButFit A white horse walks into a pub, the barman says "I have a whisky named after you", "what Eric?" replies the horse.:-)
Hendo Jul 2007 10:30am, 27 Jul 2007 8,237 posts	0 Hendo I've posted this one before but I like it... Two dyslexics in a car. One says, "can you smell petrol?", the other replies "I can't even smell my own name".
Boingy Jul 2007 10:32am, 27 Jul 2007 968 posts	0 Boingy "Doctor doctor, I can't pronounce 'f's or 't's'" Doc replies - "Well you can't say fairer than that then."
Puddington Jul 2007 10:32am, 27 Jul 2007 10,533 posts	0 Puddington heeee heeee!
GordonG Jul 2007 10:34am, 27 Jul 2007 764 posts	0 GordonG this seems to have turned into the "let's keep Pudds laughing" thread!
PhatButFit Jul 2007 10:35am, 27 Jul 2007 68 posts	0 PhatButFit Advert in a pub window "Pies £1, handjobs 50p". Bloke walks in and see a busty blonde behind the bar so he asks her "Do you do the handjobs?", "Yes" is the reply, "Well wash your bliddy hands luv, I want a pie"
Puddington Jul 2007 10:37am, 27 Jul 2007 10,534 posts	0 Puddington Indeed GG. I'm here til 1:30...keep 'em coming
bigleggy Jul 2007 10:37am, 27 Jul 2007 615 posts	0 bigleggy Two deaf old dears sitting on a park bench. One says to the other 'It's Windy' 'I thought it was Thursday' 'So am I , lets go and get a cup of tea' Sure I've posted that before but I like it
Jul 2007 10:38am, 27 Jul 2007 1,997 posts	0 it's not just Pudds, I've just exhaled hot tea through my nose:( been in a bad mood all day but have LMAO at almost every post so far, even those by Pudds:):):)
Jul 2007 10:38am, 27 Jul 2007 1,998 posts	0 meant to add, Thanks Everyone:)