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AndyS 12 Jan 3:30pm, 12 Jan 2025 3,236 posts	0 AndyS What to you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know.
Big Al Widepants 13 Jan 6:09pm, 13 Jan 2025 4,778 posts	0 Big Al Widepants I’ve been thinking about leaving my money to the metaphysical libertarians. I’ve heard they offer a free will service.
Mountkeen 14 Jan 2:11pm, 14 Jan 2025 637 posts	0 Mountkeen I'm starting up a new business specialising in vajazzles. It's called "All That Clitoris Gold"
Diogenes 14 Jan 2:20pm, 14 Jan 2025 90,260 posts	0 Diogenes My mates all called me Einstein. I thought it was because they thought I was clever. Turns out it's because I can only handle one beer.
DocM 15 Jan 1:18pm, 15 Jan 2025 50,693 posts	0 DocM Did you hear that the fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living was jailed? Police say he was charged with counter fitting.
Mountkeen 15 Jan 9:25pm, 15 Jan 2025 638 posts	0 Mountkeen I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local tribesman and said, “That lizard’s really funny!” The tribesman replied, “That’s not a lizard…..he’s a stand up chameleon….”
Jock Itch 19 Jan 12:34pm, 19 Jan 2025 14,074 posts	0 Jock Itch My wife told me she had a terrifying experience last night. She was alone in the house having a bath, when all of a sudden She felt a tap on her shoulder.
NordRunner 19 Jan 2:07pm, 19 Jan 2025 4,923 posts	0 NordRunner Shameless plug for your wife, eh? You just had to faucet.
Derby Tup 19 Jan 2:45pm, 19 Jan 2025 70,215 posts	0 Derby Tup Rinse and repeat
richmac 19 Jan 3:08pm, 19 Jan 2025 31,166 posts	0 richmac You lot are a right shower