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Gogsy! 21 Jan 6:54pm, 21 Jan 2025 629 posts	0 Gogsy! Quite a novel bunch around today, I see...
Mountkeen 21 Jan 7:57pm, 21 Jan 2025 641 posts	0 Mountkeen On this morning’s train, the guy sitting next to me pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful isn’t she?” I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my missus mate.” He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?” I said, “No, she’s an optician!”
mr d 21 Jan 11:32pm, 21 Jan 2025 6,941 posts	0 mr d I have two or three more Motown puns. Four tops.
Mountkeen 24 Jan 5:04pm, 24 Jan 2025 643 posts	0 Mountkeen Fun fact: Koi fish always swim in groups of four. If attacked koi A B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D koi.
Derby Tup 24 Jan 5:10pm, 24 Jan 2025 70,281 posts	0 Derby Tup mr d wrote:I have two or three more Motown puns. Four tops. Everyone resisted the temptations to post Motown puns?
colindglen 24 Jan 5:30pm, 24 Jan 2025 4,587 posts	0 colindglen I Wonder why that is?
Derby Tup 24 Jan 5:43pm, 24 Jan 2025 70,286 posts	0 Derby Tup A Miracle?
GordonG 24 Jan 5:46pm, 24 Jan 2025 10,776 posts	0 GordonG Derby Tup wrote:mr d wrote:I have two or three more Motown puns. Four tops. Everyone resisted the temptations to post Motown puns? I was going to reach out to you all with some.
Bazoaxe 24 Jan 5:47pm, 24 Jan 2025 27,941 posts	0 Bazoaxe Mountkeen wrote:Fun fact: Koi fish always swim in groups of four. If attacked koi A B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D koi. That’s a carp joke
Dvorak 24 Jan 6:15pm, 24 Jan 2025 28,466 posts	0 Dvorak Somebody rescue me from this pisc!