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Joke of the day........

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10:08pm, 19 Jan 2025
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Jason1969
You're having a Turkish.
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Mushroom
21 Jan
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Mountkeen
I fell asleep last night while reading old magazines

I woke up this morning with back issues
21 Jan
4:37pm, 21 Jan 2025
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Mushroom
Read some chiropractic magazines. They'll help...
21 Jan
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NordRunner
Mountkeen wrote:I fell asleep last night while reading old magazines I woke up this morning with back issues
I fell asleep reading a hardback but I'm not telling anyone what I woke up with.
21 Jan
6:17pm, 21 Jan 2025
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Dvorak
These are just driving me round the u-bend.

Hang about, we've moved on.

If you have back issues after reading a book, it's probably your own fault for cracking the spine.
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Derby Tup
Time to turn the page on the book jokers
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
We've probably covered these book puns before.
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Dvorak
Read it! Read it! Read it! muppet
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NordRunner
Mountkeen wrote:I fell asleep last night while reading old magazines …
Reminds me of my last visit to the dentist's. Shame about the Titanic.

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