Innuendo of the day...

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Dirk Nov 2011 4:34pm, 10 Nov 2011 699 posts	0 Dirk Nothing like a bit of innuendo to make you smile and get you through the day. Post your innuendo's here when you hear someone says something completely innocent but you "take it the wrong way" (just like that!) I had an email today where the person said "If not, then a large one will be fine!" (oo-er)
Nellers Nov 2011 5:13pm, 10 Nov 2011 19,016 posts	0 Nellers Arranging who woulddo Quality Monitoring within our team today I sent an Email which stated: Mike can do Laura Laura can do Justin Justin can do Mike Couldn't understand why there was tittering.
idio Nov 2011 5:15pm, 10 Nov 2011 17,353 posts	0 idio http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpys1c3jCNs
GregP Nov 2011 5:15pm, 10 Nov 2011 54,163 posts	0 GregP Poster at work yesterday inviting people to meet the Olympic Park dogs was meant to refer to police German Shepherds, not female officers. I was highly amused.
Frobester Nov 2011 5:23pm, 10 Nov 2011 17,265 posts	0 Frobester A highly serious discussion yesterday descended into farce (sadly only in my head, I had to stifle a giggle) when a project manager described a strap-on solution to a water treatment plant which wasn't working, so he was trying another strap-on. Stop saying strap-on, please, I was silently imploring him.
Fairweatherboy Nov 2011 5:31pm, 10 Nov 2011 107 posts	0 Fairweatherboy A colleague at work, mention rather innocently "i've never tasted plums like this before" she couldn't understand the sniggering, so stated "but i havent, this is really tasty and not normally as soft as this"
Dirk Nov 2011 10:17am, 11 Nov 2011 701 posts	0 Dirk My new boss insists that everything has to be done "quick and dirty" - I'm not sure how longer I can contain myself for!