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Jason1969 25 Feb 10:47am, 25 Feb 2025 13,675 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Insert political party of your choice. Or manager.
Diogenes 25 Feb 10:48am, 25 Feb 2025 90,889 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Or management consultant, as I think it was when this joke was in nappies.
Diogenes 25 Feb 10:48am, 25 Feb 2025 90,890 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes https://youtu.be/SikKBvSuEd0?si=7lY9-OnS5vTImqoJ
richmac 25 Feb 11:18am, 25 Feb 2025 32,021 posts	Quote Pin richmac First heard that 25 years ago with an engineer/manager. it was funny - then
Mountkeen 25 Feb 7:58pm, 25 Feb 2025 656 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen I’m in a packed lift, and everyone is silent. My stomach: “I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.”
richmac 25 Feb 8:25pm, 25 Feb 2025 32,041 posts	Quote Pin richmac Better than your arse doing the opening bars of "Flight of the bundle bee" which is what mine would do
mr d 25 Feb 10:28pm, 25 Feb 2025 6,984 posts	Quote Pin mr d I had a kid's meal in McDonald's yesterday. His mother was furious.
Jock Itch 6:42am 6:42am, 27 Feb 2025 14,084 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet. Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.