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Mountkeen Dec 2024 9:54pm, 13 Dec 2024 617 posts	0 Mountkeen I don’t have an advent calendar so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating whatever’s in there
No.12 Dec 2024 7:29am, 14 Dec 2024 3,633 posts	0 No.12 Brilliant. I do that anyway.
Mushroom Dec 2024 12:02pm, 14 Dec 2024 3,476 posts	0 Mushroom If anyone has any advice about my persistent condensation problem, please do feel free to pop in. My kettle is always on.
Red Squirrel Dec 2024 8:37pm, 14 Dec 2024 24,844 posts	0 Red Squirrel V good @Mushroom
Foxy Dec 2024 12:23pm, 15 Dec 2024 35,099 posts	0 Foxy Sold all my John Lennon memorabilia on EBay. Imagine all the PayPal 😉
Derby Tup Dec 2024 12:27pm, 15 Dec 2024 69,548 posts	0 Derby Tup I put all my dogging gear on eBay recently. No bids yesterday, but lots of watchers
Mountkeen Dec 2024 8:35pm, 15 Dec 2024 618 posts	0 Mountkeen Started a new job as an Amazon delivery man today. When I got to my first address there was a little sticky note left on the door, saying, “Dear Mr Amazon delivery man, we’ve gone out, please hide in garage.” That was 8 hours ago and still nobody’s found me.
XB Dec 2024 9:53pm, 15 Dec 2024 18,806 posts	0 XB I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts. It's called: "Leave me the fuh cologne."
Brunski Dec 2024 10:23pm, 15 Dec 2024 2,518 posts	0 Brunski
mr d Dec 2024 10:46pm, 15 Dec 2024 6,888 posts	0 mr d Pep Guardiola has pledged to get 3 points next week. He'll be doing 90 mph on the M62.