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Merry Christmas and Happy NewG(rrr) Dec 2024 9:33am, 8 Dec 2024 51,550 posts	Quote Pin Merry Christmas and Happy NewG(rrr) Joke oftgeday - it's not 2nd Dec. No joke . G
TomQ Dec 2024 9:46am, 8 Dec 2024 First-time poster!!	Quote Pin TomQ I was going to try an all almond diet to improve protein intake, but that's just nuts.
EvilPixie Dec 2024 9:49am, 8 Dec 2024 60,008 posts	Quote Pin EvilPixie Great first post!
runningmumof3boys Dec 2024 10:09am, 8 Dec 2024 4,471 posts	Quote Pin runningmumof3boys What makes the Christmas alphabet so special ?? It’s go Noel
Chrisity Dec 2024 10:50am, 8 Dec 2024 25,335 posts	Quote Pin Chrisity What's the difference between Joan of Arc and Noah's Ark? One was made of wood, the other was Maid of Orleans.
DawdleFish Dec 2024 11:04am, 8 Dec 2024 3 posts	Quote Pin DawdleFish How do you know when a donkey is tired? He's got his pyjamas on.
Mary Mulled Wine Dec 2024 12:21pm, 8 Dec 2024 27 posts	Quote Pin Mary Mulled Wine What's green, red and hairy? A gooseberry with nappy rash 🤣
Turkey 🐔 Giblets Dec 2024 12:48pm, 8 Dec 2024 257 posts	Quote Pin Turkey 🐔 Giblets Whats brown and sounds like a bell? Dung (Courtesy of Monty Python's Flying Circus)
Sarahwelshy Dec 2024 1:43pm, 8 Dec 2024 424 posts	Quote Pin Sarahwelshy I started dating a zookeeper but it turned out he was a cheetah
Just a driver Dec 2024 3:25pm, 8 Dec 2024 4 posts	Quote Pin Just a driver Just a thought really... We have a Ring doorbell. When someone comes it gives us a notification "A person is at your front door." If the vicar came round would it be "A parson is at your front door."?