2 Dec
9:16pm, 2 Dec 2024
1,308 posts
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Ron Burgundy
What did the caretaker say when he jumped out the cupboard?
Supplies
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2 Dec
9:17pm, 2 Dec 2024
4,623 posts
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RFJ
What do you call a deer with no eyes
"No Idea"
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2 Dec
9:40pm, 2 Dec 2024
3 posts
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PeterS
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
"DUUUNNGG!"
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2 Dec
9:48pm, 2 Dec 2024
264 posts
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P.DuB™️
What do you call a guy who’s really loud?
….Mike.
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2 Dec
9:58pm, 2 Dec 2024
27,669 posts
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Angus Clydesdale
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet.
Because the "p" is silent.
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2 Dec
10:03pm, 2 Dec 2024
3,629 posts
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No.12
What is white, wears check trousers and lives up a tree?
Rupert the fridge.
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2 Dec
10:06pm, 2 Dec 2024
804 posts
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Exmoor Runner
Did you hear about the two Mexican firefighting brothers? They were called hose A and hose B
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2 Dec
10:57pm, 2 Dec 2024
88 posts
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Robsta
Advent Callanders! Their days are numbered.
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2 Dec
11:25pm, 2 Dec 2024
39 posts
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ThunderFeet
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says 'I think I'm a typo' 🤣
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6:39am
6:39am, 3 Dec 2024
25,644 posts
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57.5 Days of Xmas
Have they gone?
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