Joke of the day........

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Ron Burgundy
What did the caretaker say when he jumped out the cupboard?

Supplies
RFJ
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9:17pm, 2 Dec 2024
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RFJ
What do you call a deer with no eyes

"No Idea"
2 Dec
9:40pm, 2 Dec 2024
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PeterS
What's brown and sounds like a bell?

"DUUUNNGG!"
2 Dec
9:48pm, 2 Dec 2024
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P.DuB™️
What do you call a guy who’s really loud?

….Mike.
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9:58pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Angus Clydesdale
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet.

Because the "p" is silent.
2 Dec
10:03pm, 2 Dec 2024
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No.12
What is white, wears check trousers and lives up a tree?

Rupert the fridge.
2 Dec
10:06pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Exmoor Runner
Did you hear about the two Mexican firefighting brothers? They were called hose A and hose B
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10:57pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Robsta
Advent Callanders! Their days are numbered.
2 Dec
11:25pm, 2 Dec 2024
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ThunderFeet
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says 'I think I'm a typo' 🤣
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