Joke of the day........

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3FrenchMs 3 Dec 6:50am, 3 Dec 2024 25,293 posts	0 3FrenchMs a priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood donation session. The rabbit says 'I think I'm a typo'.
Eynsham Red 3 Dec 8:42am, 3 Dec 2024 11,594 posts	0 Eynsham Red Is it safe to come back now 😥
Diogenes 3 Dec 12:57pm, 3 Dec 2024 89,648 posts	0 Diogenes What's the difference between Halloween and Christmas Eve? Halloween is when people ask you what you want for Christmas and Christmas Eve is when you come up with some ideas.
Mushroom 3 Dec 1:40pm, 3 Dec 2024 3,461 posts	0 Mushroom I've decided to form a choir this Christmas. Anyone wanting to join is most welcome. So far, it's just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I..
Eynsham Red 3 Dec 1:54pm, 3 Dec 2024 11,597 posts	0 Eynsham Red Diogenes wrote:What's the difference between Halloween and Christmas Eve? Halloween is when people ask you what you want for Christmas and Christmas Eve is when you come up with some ideas. So true! 😂
Red Squirrel 3 Dec 3:52pm, 3 Dec 2024 24,774 posts	0 Red Squirrel Nice one, Mushroom
Mushroom 3 Dec 7:43pm, 3 Dec 2024 3,462 posts	0 Mushroom I'm pretty sure that words and not numbers are my forty.
Mountkeen 3 Dec 10:30pm, 3 Dec 2024 614 posts	0 Mountkeen Not trying to be controversial or anything, but in my opinion Dove chocolate tastes a lot better than their soap.
Nord Rundeer 🦌 3 Dec 11:53pm, 3 Dec 2024 4,736 posts	0 Nord Rundeer 🦌 Mountkeen wrote:Not trying to be controversial or anything, but in my opinion Dove chocolate tastes a lot better than their soap. … and if you were to wash with the chocolate your partner might lick you dry. Let us know.