Joke of the day........

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PinkTink-RRR 5:17pm 5:17pm, 2 Dec 2024 336 posts	0 PinkTink-RRR "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
Vixylou 5:25pm 5:25pm, 2 Dec 2024 2 posts	0 Vixylou How do you get Pikachu on a bus? .................Pokémon!
DavieO 5:33pm 5:33pm, 2 Dec 2024 192 posts	0 DavieO What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.
mr d 6:04pm 6:04pm, 2 Dec 2024 6,878 posts	0 mr d Jason1969 wrote:I dont know, where is Daz when he's needed? [Removed by Moderator]
Mountkeen 6:07pm 6:07pm, 2 Dec 2024 610 posts	0 Mountkeen My kids said they want a cat for Christmas. I normally do turkey but hey, if it'll make them happy....
Mountkeen 6:10pm 6:10pm, 2 Dec 2024 611 posts	0 Mountkeen Last year my wife asked me if she could have a bit of peace and quiet while she cooked Christmas dinner So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm
RBanksy 7:18pm 7:18pm, 2 Dec 2024 13 posts	0 RBanksy What does santa say when he's cutting the grass? "mow, mow, mow"..........
Eawoman45 8:27pm 8:27pm, 2 Dec 2024 380 posts	0 Eawoman45 Why was the snowman embarrassed when he was caught with his hand in the bag of carrots? He’d been caught picking his nose!