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PinkTink-RRR Dec 2024 5:17pm, 2 Dec 2024 336 posts	Quote Pin PinkTink-RRR "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
Vixylou Dec 2024 5:25pm, 2 Dec 2024 2 posts	Quote Pin Vixylou How do you get Pikachu on a bus? .................Pokémon!
DavieO Dec 2024 5:33pm, 2 Dec 2024 192 posts	Quote Pin DavieO What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.
mr d Dec 2024 6:04pm, 2 Dec 2024 6,878 posts	Quote Pin mr d Jason1969 wrote:I dont know, where is Daz when he's needed? [Removed by Moderator]
Mountkeen Dec 2024 6:07pm, 2 Dec 2024 610 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen My kids said they want a cat for Christmas. I normally do turkey but hey, if it'll make them happy....
Mountkeen Dec 2024 6:10pm, 2 Dec 2024 611 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen Last year my wife asked me if she could have a bit of peace and quiet while she cooked Christmas dinner So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm
RBanksy Dec 2024 7:18pm, 2 Dec 2024 13 posts	Quote Pin RBanksy What does santa say when he's cutting the grass? "mow, mow, mow"..........
Eawoman45 Dec 2024 8:27pm, 2 Dec 2024 380 posts	Quote Pin Eawoman45 Why was the snowman embarrassed when he was caught with his hand in the bag of carrots? He’d been caught picking his nose!
Sombrero-ho-ho-ho Dec 2024 8:40pm, 2 Dec 2024 14,532 posts	Quote Pin Sombrero-ho-ho-ho Why did the baker have dirty hands? He kneaded a poo
Fizz :-) Dec 2024 8:44pm, 2 Dec 2024 9,205 posts	Quote Pin Fizz :-) Your vet won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, get some mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog.