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IdristheDragon Dec 2024 10:58am, 2 Dec 2024 10,223 posts	Quote Pin IdristheDragon What's green, has wheels and lives in a field? A cabbage. I lied about the wheels
Nicholls595 Dec 2024 11:01am, 2 Dec 2024 32,220 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595
Foxy Dec 2024 11:05am, 2 Dec 2024 35,094 posts	Quote Pin Foxy Cat Stevens has lost his canal barge Mooring has broken.
larkim Dec 2024 11:39am, 2 Dec 2024 26,211 posts	Quote Pin larkim Why was the beach wet? Because the sea weed.
Stander Dec 2024 11:47am, 2 Dec 2024 256 posts	Quote Pin Stander Yesterday I opened the first window of my One Direction advent calendar and Liam Payne fell out.
Runningbauble21 Dec 2024 12:05pm, 2 Dec 2024 653 posts	Quote Pin Runningbauble21 Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks
RRR-CAZ 🇬🇧 Dec 2024 12:37pm, 2 Dec 2024 6,505 posts	Quote Pin RRR-CAZ 🇬🇧 What do you call Santa when he became a detective? Santa clues
Fairy clogs Dec 2024 12:44pm, 2 Dec 2024 9 posts	Quote Pin Fairy clogs What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itis!
Lizzle Dec 2024 12:54pm, 2 Dec 2024 44 posts	Quote Pin Lizzle Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy
Jason1969 Dec 2024 1:02pm, 2 Dec 2024 13,257 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I bought a Christmas tree the other day and the bloke asked me if I was going to put it up myself. I said "No, I was thinking the living room."