Joke of the day........

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10:58am, 2 Dec 2024
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IdristheDragon
What's green, has wheels and lives in a field?

A cabbage. I lied about the wheels
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11:01am, 2 Dec 2024
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Nicholls595
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11:05am, 2 Dec 2024
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Foxy
Cat Stevens has lost his canal barge Mooring has broken.
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11:39am, 2 Dec 2024
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larkim
Why was the beach wet? Because the sea weed.
2 Dec
11:47am, 2 Dec 2024
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Stander
Yesterday I opened the first window of my One Direction advent calendar and Liam Payne fell out.
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12:05pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Runningbauble21
Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks
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12:37pm, 2 Dec 2024
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RRR-CAZ 🇬🇧
What do you call Santa when he became a detective?

Santa clues
2 Dec
12:44pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Fairy clogs
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?

You get tinsel-itis!
2 Dec
12:54pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Lizzle
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
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1:02pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Jason1969
I bought a Christmas tree the other day and the bloke asked me if I was going to put it up myself.
I said "No, I was thinking the living room."

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