Joke of the day........

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recrunner 1:21pm 1:21pm, 2 Dec 2024 13 posts	0 recrunner Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.
Jason1969 1:26pm 1:26pm, 2 Dec 2024 13,259 posts	0 Jason1969 A ban coming up for Stander? I mean, I've stolen the joke...
SteveBelfast 1:29pm 1:29pm, 2 Dec 2024 97 posts	0 SteveBelfast Mate tells me he's dating a girl who works at the zoo looking after the animals, i said she sounds like a keeper
Orla 2:32pm 2:32pm, 2 Dec 2024 First-time poster!!	0 Orla What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph.
CurlyWurlyGirlie 2:56pm 2:56pm, 2 Dec 2024 First-time poster!!	0 CurlyWurlyGirlie How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing- it was on the house
GemmaLouise 3:26pm 3:26pm, 2 Dec 2024 55 posts	0 GemmaLouise The little one's favourite is... What do Cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies
stuart little 3:56pm 3:56pm, 2 Dec 2024 2,681 posts	0 stuart little What do you call a French man in sandals? Phillipe Phlop
Mountkeen 3:58pm 3:58pm, 2 Dec 2024 608 posts	0 Mountkeen Well after last year's episode I'll never be asked to go caroling at the psychiatric hospital again In hindsight I suppose singing, "Do You Hear What I Hear" was not such a great idea
MaltDrinker 4:03pm 4:03pm, 2 Dec 2024 201 posts	0 MaltDrinker What could you call an elf who has just won the lottery? Welfy.
faithfulred 4:28pm 4:28pm, 2 Dec 2024 782 posts	0 faithfulred Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the fool's house. Knock knock? Who's there? The chicken.