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No.12 Dec 2024 4:28pm, 2 Dec 2024 3,627 posts	Quote Pin No.12 How did Scrooge win the football game? The Ghost of Christmas passed.
No.12 Dec 2024 4:29pm, 2 Dec 2024 3,628 posts	Quote Pin No.12 Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly
Derby Tup Dec 2024 4:37pm, 2 Dec 2024 69,294 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Where’s daz when he’s needed?
Jason1969 Dec 2024 4:38pm, 2 Dec 2024 13,263 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I dont know, where is Daz when he's needed?
Minimag Dec 2024 4:46pm, 2 Dec 2024 780 posts	Quote Pin Minimag Receptionist - Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room. Doctor - Tell him I can’t see him
ALABAMA9 Dec 2024 4:46pm, 2 Dec 2024 First-time poster!!	Quote Pin ALABAMA9 How does the snowman get to work? He rides his icicle.
3FrenchMs Dec 2024 4:47pm, 2 Dec 2024 25,287 posts	Quote Pin 3FrenchMs Minimag wrote:Receptionist - Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room. Doctor - Tell him I can’t see him That'll probably be Daz, then!
Mountkeen Dec 2024 4:58pm, 2 Dec 2024 609 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen I'm giving up drinking until Christmas. Sorry....bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas
Dragon_Reborn Dec 2024 5:02pm, 2 Dec 2024 46 posts	Quote Pin Dragon_Reborn Nerd joke Where to bad rainbows🌈 go? To prism. It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect
Will69 Dec 2024 5:13pm, 2 Dec 2024 First-time poster!!	Quote Pin Will69 Q what do you call a snowman with a bad temper A Meltdown