Joke of the day........

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4:28pm, 2 Dec 2024
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No.12
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The Ghost of Christmas passed.
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4:29pm, 2 Dec 2024
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No.12
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly
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4:37pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Derby Tup
Where’s daz when he’s needed?
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4:38pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Jason1969
I dont know, where is Daz when he's needed?
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4:46pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Minimag
Receptionist - Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room.

Doctor - Tell him I can’t see him
2 Dec
4:46pm, 2 Dec 2024
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ALABAMA9
How does the snowman get to work? He rides his icicle.
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4:47pm, 2 Dec 2024
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3FrenchMs
Minimag wrote:Receptionist - Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room. Doctor - Tell him I can’t see him

That'll probably be Daz, then!
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4:58pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Mountkeen
I'm giving up drinking until Christmas.

Sorry....bad punctuation.

I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas
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5:02pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Dragon_Reborn
Nerd joke
Where to bad rainbows🌈 go?
To prism. It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect
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5:13pm, 2 Dec 2024
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Will69
Q what do you call a snowman with a bad temper A Meltdown

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