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The joke punchlines thread

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Derby Tup
Derby Tup
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9:14am, 11 Oct 2023
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No, she's in the wheelbarrow
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
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9:40am, 11 Oct 2023
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"I did it! Now where's that Eskimo woman I'm supposed to shoot?"
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
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9:57am, 11 Oct 2023
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Derby Tup
:-O

I think she charges me too much
Dvorak
Dvorak
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11:34am, 19 May 2024
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Dvorak
And then the gorilla hit the ball three hundred yards again.
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
May 2024
11:58am, 19 May 2024
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Derby Tup
It went okay but I think I maybe should have let the bulb cool down a bit first
NordRunner
NordRunner
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12:52pm, 19 May 2024
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When I woke up the pillow was gone.
Raemondo
Raemondo
May 2024
2:16pm, 19 May 2024
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Raemondo
'hayyyyyyy'
NordRunner
NordRunner
Jul 2024
3:48pm, 26 Jul 2024
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NordRunner
A snooker table.
RunningRonnie
RunningRonnie
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10:34pm, 26 Jul 2024
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RunningRonnie
Can I have a bun please?

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