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The joke punchlines thread

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Derby Tup Oct 2023 9:14am, 11 Oct 2023 61,457 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup No, she's in the wheelbarrow
Nicholls595 Oct 2023 9:40am, 11 Oct 2023 30,971 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 "I did it! Now where's that Eskimo woman I'm supposed to shoot?"
Derby Tup Oct 2023 9:57am, 11 Oct 2023 61,459 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I think she charges me too much
Dvorak May 2024 11:34am, 19 May 2024 27,755 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak And then the gorilla hit the ball three hundred yards again.
Derby Tup May 2024 11:58am, 19 May 2024 65,947 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup It went okay but I think I maybe should have let the bulb cool down a bit first
NordRunner May 2024 12:52pm, 19 May 2024 4,295 posts	Quote Pin NordRunner When I woke up the pillow was gone.
Raemondo May 2024 2:16pm, 19 May 2024 11,796 posts	Quote Pin Raemondo 'hayyyyyyy'
NordRunner Jul 2024 3:48pm, 26 Jul 2024 4,426 posts	Quote Pin NordRunner A snooker table.
RunningRonnie Jul 2024 10:34pm, 26 Jul 2024 3,231 posts	Quote Pin RunningRonnie Can I have a bun please?

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To which the farmer replied, "A pig like that, you don't eat it all at once!"

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