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The joke punchlines thread

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CharlieP Aug 2016 10:27pm, 3 Aug 2016 290 posts	0 CharlieP To which the farmer replied, "A pig like that, you don't eat it all at once!"
McGoohan Aug 2016 10:28pm, 3 Aug 2016 25,030 posts	0 McGoohan "Because it was all in one lump"
Badger Aug 2016 10:30pm, 3 Aug 2016 7,587 posts	0 Badger "It's the way you tell them"
CharlieP Aug 2016 10:37pm, 3 Aug 2016 291 posts	0 CharlieP "OK, I've finished, but you know that's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari!"
HowFar? Aug 2016 10:38pm, 3 Aug 2016 12,696 posts	0 HowFar? " I know, but look at how much they've left sticking out of the ground."
Badger Aug 2016 10:55pm, 3 Aug 2016 7,589 posts	0 Badger "You've got one called Eric then?"
Dvorak Aug 2016 11:10pm, 3 Aug 2016 12,006 posts	0 Dvorak "Here's my one, where's your four?"
Silent Runner Aug 2016 11:17pm, 3 Aug 2016 183 posts	0 Silent Runner Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski
fetcheveryone Aug 2016 8:26am, 4 Aug 2016 17,532 posts	0 fetcheveryone I'm sorry sir, this is a butcher's shop.
Nicholls595 Aug 2016 8:30am, 4 Aug 2016 6,429 posts	0 Nicholls595 A pound of bacon please