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The joke punchlines thread

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Nicholls595 Aug 2016 8:30am, 4 Aug 2016 6,430 posts	0 Nicholls595 No, she went of her own accord
McGoohan Aug 2016 8:36am, 4 Aug 2016 25,042 posts	0 McGoohan If you give him a biscuit he might let you
Nicholls595 Aug 2016 8:37am, 4 Aug 2016 6,433 posts	0 Nicholls595 Terrible!
McGoohan Aug 2016 8:54am, 4 Aug 2016 25,043 posts	0 McGoohan "The Aristocrats"
Nicholls595 Aug 2016 8:55am, 4 Aug 2016 6,437 posts	0 Nicholls595 I can sort out the tap, but you're going to need a gynaecologist for Acker Bilk
CharlieP Aug 2016 8:56am, 4 Aug 2016 292 posts	0 CharlieP Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
GordonG Aug 2016 9:01am, 4 Aug 2016 6,925 posts	0 GordonG Your face looks Ed Zachary like your arse
Nicholls595 Aug 2016 9:06am, 4 Aug 2016 6,439 posts	0 Nicholls595 Death by mau mau!
Spleen Aug 2016 10:27am, 4 Aug 2016 1,430 posts	0 Spleen Because they have nae flour!
larkim Aug 2016 10:33am, 4 Aug 2016 907 posts	0 larkim Because the sea weed.