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Cerrertonia Dec 2024 9:04am, 2 Dec 2024 22,388 posts	Quote Pin Cerrertonia What do you call Postman Pat after he retired? Pat.
One Thousand Odd Spiders Dec 2024 9:05am, 2 Dec 2024 2,451 posts	Quote Pin One Thousand Odd Spiders Whenever I used to leave a door open, mum would ask me if I was born in a barn, which is really odd because you'd think she'd probably have remembered that..
Derby Tup Dec 2024 9:05am, 2 Dec 2024 69,289 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup To the man in the camouflage jacket who stole my wallet: you can run, but you cannot hide
Old Croc Dec 2024 9:10am, 2 Dec 2024 35,116 posts	Quote Pin Old Croc What does an occasional table do the rest of the time?
Fragile Do Not Bend Dec 2024 9:24am, 2 Dec 2024 12,188 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My chips are too hot.
Ocelot Spleens Dec 2024 9:24am, 2 Dec 2024 40,003 posts	Quote Pin Ocelot Spleens How many letters are there in the Christmas alphabet? 25 - there's no L!
NordRundeer🦌 Dec 2024 9:36am, 2 Dec 2024 4,729 posts	Quote Pin NordRundeer🦌 I'm not saying I'm unlucky but when there was a burst at the soup factory all I could find in the house was a fork and a colander.
Cheeky’s Dad Dec 2024 9:41am, 2 Dec 2024 6,173 posts	Quote Pin Cheeky’s Dad A horse walks into a bar. The barman says “why the long face?”
Sushi Dec 2024 10:13am, 2 Dec 2024 36,469 posts	Quote Pin Sushi What do ducks like best about Christmas..... The quackers
Marchog Dec 2024 10:19am, 2 Dec 2024 349 posts	Quote Pin Marchog What does a penguin ride to work? An icicle.