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Nicandjul Dec 2024 8:43am, 2 Dec 2024 2 posts	Quote Pin Nicandjul What do you call a 3 legged donkey? A wonky
um Dec 2024 8:50am, 2 Dec 2024 9,086 posts	Quote Pin um Gary Delaney Advent Jokes? Or at least some that are OK for here ... - I bought a Jesovah's Witness Advent Calendar. Behind every door is someone telling you to get lost! - I bought a Microsoft Advent Calendar. It works fine unless you open too many windows at once when they all shut for no reason - I bought a Travel Lodge Advent Calendar. It's still got chocolate in it, but you can't open any of the windows There's a few more, but not for here!
um Dec 2024 8:51am, 2 Dec 2024 9,087 posts	Quote Pin um And another (not GD) How do you feel when you can't get to your Advent calendar chocolate? A: Foiled!
Muttley Dec 2024 8:51am, 2 Dec 2024 3,609 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I have a Jehovahs Witnesses advent calendar this year. Every day I open a window and shout "fuck off!"
Muttley Dec 2024 8:51am, 2 Dec 2024 3,610 posts	Quote Pin Muttley (Gah, um nicked my joke)
Muttley Dec 2024 8:52am, 2 Dec 2024 3,611 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I've also got a Russian advent calendar. Every day I open a window and an oligarch falls out.
um Dec 2024 8:53am, 2 Dec 2024 9,088 posts	Quote Pin um ( It's all in the timing Muttley! )
EvilPixie Dec 2024 8:53am, 2 Dec 2024 59,802 posts	Quote Pin EvilPixie Old school What’s black and white and red all over ….. newspaper Yellow and dangerous…. Shark invested custard
Derby Tup Dec 2024 8:59am, 2 Dec 2024 69,288 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Pre-school What’s brown and sticky? A stick
runningowl Dec 2024 9:00am, 2 Dec 2024 128 posts	Quote Pin runningowl Someone pinched my bike once. I caught him covering them in Tortilla chips….. I ran over and shouted “that’s Nachos”