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Marmite Dec 2024 6:01am, 2 Dec 2024 160 posts	Quote Pin Marmite A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee. “A sore knee?” the doctor said. “Have you tried icing it?”
Rob OHara Dec 2024 6:15am, 2 Dec 2024 91 posts	Quote Pin Rob OHara What is a runners favourite food? McDonald’s, they love fast food
3FrenchMs Dec 2024 6:23am, 2 Dec 2024 25,281 posts	Quote Pin 3FrenchMs What goes "Peck peck peck kaboom!"? A chicken in a minefield
The wee beastie Dec 2024 6:39am, 2 Dec 2024 106 posts	Quote Pin The wee beastie How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing—it’s on the house!
mk parkrun Dec 2024 6:53am, 2 Dec 2024 22 posts	Quote Pin mk parkrun Last Christmas I bought my girlfriend a lie detector as a gift. “Oh… I love it!” she said. “We’ll see,” I said.
Mushroom Dec 2024 6:59am, 2 Dec 2024 3,457 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I overheard someone say my face looked like the back end of a boat. I gave them a stern look...
Dicko Dec 2024 7:03am, 2 Dec 2024 4 posts	Quote Pin Dicko Two windmills were standing around chatting, one asked 'what's your favourite type of music?' the other replied 'I'm a big metal fan'
Sweetie Dec 2024 7:14am, 2 Dec 2024 21,621 posts	Quote Pin Sweetie Did you know that Bruce Lee had a Basque brother? He's called Txako-Lee (rather niche, I know, but at least no-one else will have posted it before!)
RiceandPeas Dec 2024 7:20am, 2 Dec 2024 First-time poster!!	Quote Pin RiceandPeas Why is Chewbacca always in his local library? Because he's a bookey Wookey! I made that up and everything and nobody helped me. 😄
honestmackem Dec 2024 7:23am, 2 Dec 2024 1,581 posts	Quote Pin honestmackem How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Easy, one will see you later, the other will see you in a while.