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Pothunter Nov 2024 6:46pm, 26 Nov 2024 9,717 posts	Quote Pin Pothunter (I’ll just leave this here: )
Nellers Nov 2024 6:47pm, 26 Nov 2024 44,282 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Love it!
Derby Tup Nov 2024 6:51pm, 26 Nov 2024 69,198 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Hell yeah
mr d Nov 2024 9:03pm, 26 Nov 2024 6,872 posts	Quote Pin mr d Played a round of golf today. I only hit two good balls ... just after standing on a rake.
xt350 🇳🇿 Nov 2024 12:38am, 27 Nov 2024 1,770 posts	Quote Pin xt350 🇳🇿 From when I was a kid.. My Uncle Bill has a 10ft willy, And he showed it to the lady next door, She thought it was a snake, So she hit it with a rake, Now it is only 5ft 4
Maclennane Nov 2024 11:50am, 27 Nov 2024 33,152 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery, the Englishman steals three buns and puts them in his pockets The Englishman says "it took great skill and guile to steal those buns, the owner didn't even see me" The Irishman says "that was simple thievery, I'll show you the honest way and achieve the same results" then calls over the owner of the bakery and says "sir, I want to show you a magic trick" He proceeds to take one bun from the counter and eat it slowly, looking at the owner the whole time, then a second, then a third. The owner says "OK, where's the trick?" The Irishman says "look in the Englishman's pockets"
Muttley Nov 2024 8:14am, 29 Nov 2024 3,603 posts	Quote Pin Muttley Gregg Wallace stepped down from presenting Masterchef after complaints that he invited contestants to inspect his meat and two veg.
Bazoaxe Nov 2024 10:14am, 29 Nov 2024 27,734 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe lol and rather ironic muttley
K5 Gus Nov 2024 12:13pm, 30 Nov 2024 6,288 posts	Quote Pin K5 Gus Orion's Belt is a big waist of space ! An average joke - only 3 stars
Juuphy Dec 2024 12:07am, 2 Dec 2024 889 posts	Quote Pin Juuphy Why did the Grinch visit the off licence? He was looking for some Christmas spirit!