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Mushroom Nov 2024 4:31pm, 21 Nov 2024 3,443 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom Chinese takeaway: £12.50 Bottle of wine: £9.50 Delivery charge: £1.50 Realising the delivery driver has forgotten one of your containers: Riceless...
Mushroom Nov 2024 4:39pm, 21 Nov 2024 3,444 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I for one, like Roman numerals..
Mushroom Nov 2024 4:44pm, 21 Nov 2024 3,445 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom The first rule of Cliffhanger Club is...
Red Squirrel Nov 2024 5:30pm, 21 Nov 2024 24,721 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel That takeaway one is genius
Muttley Nov 2024 7:54pm, 21 Nov 2024 3,573 posts	Quote Pin Muttley Mushroom wrote:I for one, like Roman numerals.. Which reminds me ... I once attended a Latin convention. There was a sign by the main entrance that said "please show your ID". "Show my 499 what?" I asked.
Jason1969 Nov 2024 12:10am, 22 Nov 2024 13,219 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Prince William was visiting a tiny little town in Australia called Yarrawankah. When he arrived, he was wearing a Davy Crockett style hat and the press asked him why. "It was my Dad's idea. When I told him where I was going, he said 'Wear the fox hat.'"
Old Croc Nov 2024 4:23pm, 22 Nov 2024 35,102 posts	Quote Pin Old Croc Oh a golden oldie from @Jason1969 there
Red Squirrel Nov 2024 5:15pm, 22 Nov 2024 24,733 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel That’s an in joke with a couple of friends of mine.
Jason1969 Nov 2024 7:37pm, 22 Nov 2024 13,226 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Thank you, I'm here all week.
colindglen Nov 2024 2:17pm, 23 Nov 2024 4,490 posts	Quote Pin colindglen "I'm looking for a copy of 'How to avoid tax by buying a farm '. My name? Yes it's JR Clarkson