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Mountkeen Nov 2024 1:01pm, 20 Nov 2024 600 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.....I was shocked!
57.5 Degrees of Pain Nov 2024 1:19pm, 20 Nov 2024 25,254 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain Mountkeen wrote:When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.....I was shocked! Well done Mountkeen, it's about time someone tried to amp up the humour around here.
Muttley Nov 2024 1:19pm, 20 Nov 2024 3,565 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I came back from Lidl this morning with a carton of milk. I only went in there for an inflatable canoe, a vibrating massage chair, and an angle grinder.
Jock Itch Nov 2024 7:12pm, 20 Nov 2024 14,062 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Apparently you can't use 'Beefstew' as a password. It's not stroganoff.
Jock Itch Nov 2024 7:13pm, 20 Nov 2024 14,063 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I have bought my wife a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Maclennane Nov 2024 9:22am, 21 Nov 2024 33,145 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane I just passed my introductory apiarist exam. I got a bee
3M Nov 2024 11:00am, 21 Nov 2024 25,190 posts	Quote Pin 3M You could probably have got a better grade (a Bee plus?) if you'd consulted the hive mind.
mr d Nov 2024 11:38am, 21 Nov 2024 6,859 posts	Quote Pin mr d My friend is buying his wife a false leg from Christmas. It's not her main present ... just a stocking filler.
um Nov 2024 11:39am, 21 Nov 2024 9,056 posts	Quote Pin um No need to drone on about it.
Mountkeen Nov 2024 3:48pm, 21 Nov 2024 602 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen The other evening my wife walks into the kitchen and shouts at me, "Didn't you hear me just fall down the stairs????" I was very apologetic, "Sorry love, I thought it was the start of Eastenders"