Joke of the day........

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DocM 16 Nov 7:09am, 16 Nov 2024 50,247 posts	0 DocM To kill a French vampire you have to drive a baguette through it's heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
NordRunner 16 Nov 9:43am, 16 Nov 2024 4,680 posts	0 NordRunner Sounds easynoeuf.
Red Squirrel 16 Nov 1:59pm, 16 Nov 2024 24,697 posts	0 Red Squirrel Hee-hee x 3!
Gooner 16 Nov 3:36pm, 16 Nov 2024 22,808 posts	0 Gooner Haw-hee x 2 + haw.
Mountkeen 16 Nov 11:21pm, 16 Nov 2024 595 posts	0 Mountkeen When I lost the fingers of my right hand in a freak accident, asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He said, “Probably, but I wouldn’t count on it.”
Mountkeen 16 Nov 11:22pm, 16 Nov 2024 596 posts	0 Mountkeen When I lost the fingers of my right hand in a freak accident, I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He said, “Probably, but I wouldn’t count on it.”
Mountkeen 16 Nov 11:24pm, 16 Nov 2024 597 posts	0 Mountkeen Deleted
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richmac 16 Nov 11:34pm, 16 Nov 2024 30,142 posts	0 richmac From an amputee. Lol
colindglen 17 Nov 6:32am, 17 Nov 2024 4,477 posts	0 colindglen A slice of bacon and an egg walked into a bar. The barman said "sorry, we don't serve breakfasts"