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Mountkeen 10:24am 10:24am, 8 Nov 2024 589 posts	0 Mountkeen Cloning yourself and pushing your clone off a cliff to its death is probably a crime, but what crime is it? Is it murder? Suicide? Or making an obscene clone fall?
Diogenes 10:26am 10:26am, 8 Nov 2024 89,203 posts	0 Diogenes Very good, MK
Derby Tup 10:32am 10:32am, 8 Nov 2024 68,834 posts	0 Derby Tup Very good, MK
NordRunner 10:57am 10:57am, 8 Nov 2024 4,666 posts	0 NordRunner If you're a feline it's a copycat crime.
um 11:29am 11:29am, 8 Nov 2024 9,021 posts	0 um I cloned myself for free drinks. Hoping barmen would say 'you must have a double' if we followed each other into pubs.

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