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AndyS 29 Oct 9:15pm, 29 Oct 2024 3,090 posts	0 AndyS Two antennas met, feel in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't up to much, but the reception was excellent.
Big Al Widepants 29 Oct 10:03pm, 29 Oct 2024 4,772 posts	0 Big Al Widepants Hiring an albino impersonator was always on my bucket list but the guy I got was just a pail imitation.
Mountkeen 29 Oct 11:14pm, 29 Oct 2024 584 posts	0 Mountkeen Apparently the actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan and he never wore aftershave in his life. That’s right Yul never wore cologne.
Oranj 30 Oct 1:08pm, 30 Oct 2024 4,354 posts	0 Oranj Before surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. He said you can have ether/oar.
Stander 30 Oct 1:20pm, 30 Oct 2024 255 posts	0 Stander My missus said to me on our 50th wedding anniversary, "I'd sure like you to do what you did on our wedding day. " "I won't be able to, " I replied, "that bridesmaid died last year".
Mushroom 8:19am 8:19am, 31 Oct 2024 3,411 posts	0 Mushroom If you keep thinking you're a financial product, don't worry. You're not a loan..
NordRunner 8:21am 8:21am, 31 Oct 2024 4,646 posts	0 NordRunner Heard on a podcast (paraphrased): — Do you find it hard to sleep after a big match? — No, actually: afterwards, you can feel the melanin drain from your body.