29 Oct
9:15pm, 29 Oct 2024
3,090 posts
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AndyS
Two antennas met, feel in love, and got married.
The ceremony wasn't up to much, but the reception was excellent.
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29 Oct
10:03pm, 29 Oct 2024
4,772 posts
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Big Al Widepants
Hiring an albino impersonator was always on my bucket list but the guy I got was just a pail imitation.
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29 Oct
11:14pm, 29 Oct 2024
584 posts
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Mountkeen
Apparently the actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan and he never wore aftershave in his life.
That’s right
Yul never wore cologne.
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30 Oct
1:08pm, 30 Oct 2024
4,354 posts
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Oranj
Before surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
He said you can have ether/oar.
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30 Oct
1:20pm, 30 Oct 2024
255 posts
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Stander
My missus said to me on our 50th wedding anniversary, "I'd sure like you to do what you did on our wedding day. "
"I won't be able to, " I replied, "that bridesmaid died last year".
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8:19am
8:19am, 31 Oct 2024
3,411 posts
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Mushroom
If you keep thinking you're a financial product, don't worry. You're not a loan..
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8:21am
8:21am, 31 Oct 2024
4,646 posts
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NordRunner
Heard on a podcast (paraphrased): — Do you find it hard to sleep after a big match? — No, actually: afterwards, you can feel the melanin drain from your body.
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