Joke of the day........

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Mushroom 22 Oct 11:13am, 22 Oct 2024 3,402 posts	0 Mushroom I've wasted loads of money on buying different types of pasta, but I don't regret a Penne..
Mushroom 22 Oct 11:15am, 22 Oct 2024 3,403 posts	0 Mushroom David Hasslehoff was asked if he would contemplate ever shortening his name to just David Hoff? He said, "Sure. Why not? It's no hassle.."
Derby Tup 22 Oct 11:30am, 22 Oct 2024 68,497 posts	0 Derby Tup When I was little my parents used to bathe me in cheap Australian lager. It was only when I was 18 that I found out that I'd been fostered
57.5 Degrees of Pain 22 Oct 11:47am, 22 Oct 2024 24,002 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Derby Tup wrote:When I was little my parents used to bathe me in cheap Australian lager. It was only when I was 18 that I found out that I'd been fostered That joke is XXXXing pour.
Derby Tup 22 Oct 12:05pm, 22 Oct 2024 68,500 posts	0 Derby Tup I thought things might come to a head
Jason1969 22 Oct 12:07pm, 22 Oct 2024 13,098 posts	0 Jason1969 Is that why you're lager than life?
Derby Tup 22 Oct 12:11pm, 22 Oct 2024 68,502 posts	0 Derby Tup Can you not pump me with questions? In many cases I have a tendency to bottle them up
57.5 Degrees of Pain 22 Oct 1:07pm, 22 Oct 2024 24,004 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain I love these puns, worts and ale.
colindglen 22 Oct 4:48pm, 22 Oct 2024 4,443 posts	0 colindglen What's going to be the decider?
Nellers 22 Oct 4:51pm, 22 Oct 2024 44,061 posts	0 Nellers Beer with me. I'll check.