Joke of the day........

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Mushroom 18 Oct 12:38pm, 18 Oct 2024 3,397 posts	0 Mushroom The other day I found a spider in my shoes. He looked so stupid. They were way too big for him.
Mushroom 18 Oct 12:39pm, 18 Oct 2024 3,398 posts	0 Mushroom I've just bought a new pair of spider silk trousers. They look great, but the flies keep getting stuck.
Derby Tup 18 Oct 12:55pm, 18 Oct 2024 68,427 posts	0 Derby Tup I see the spider puns are going well. They’ve definitely got legs
Old Croc 18 Oct 12:56pm, 18 Oct 2024 35,051 posts	0 Old Croc I think we can spin this one out for a while or it's all down the spout.
Nellers 18 Oct 1:42pm, 18 Oct 2024 44,036 posts	0 Nellers These are making me a bit wincey.
57.5 Degrees of Pain 18 Oct 2:06pm, 18 Oct 2024 23,567 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Some of these puns are right on the money.
Bazoaxe 18 Oct 2:19pm, 18 Oct 2024 27,563 posts	0 Bazoaxe This is a true story. I was off to the barbers and just outside the shop I had walked through a spiders web and fely it on my face and brushed it off. There was no queue, sat down and the girl about to cut my hair had seen the spider and screamed Luckily one of the lads in the shop dealt with it and my hair was cut without further incident
Mr. K. 18 Oct 4:16pm, 18 Oct 2024 3,820 posts	0 Mr. K. I grilled a chicken for two hours... And it still didn't tell me why it crossed the road.
Mountkeen 18 Oct 8:46pm, 18 Oct 2024 580 posts	0 Mountkeen 1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party My childhood punishments have become my retirement goals.
Mr J 19 Oct 5:18pm, 19 Oct 2024 7,963 posts	0 Mr J Agreed @Mountkeen