Joke of the day........

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Eynsham Red 16 Oct 5:09pm, 16 Oct 2024 11,453 posts	0 Eynsham Red I don’t have a clitoris on my red button.
Nellers 16 Oct 5:18pm, 16 Oct 2024 44,012 posts	0 Nellers I don't have a red button on my........oh never mind.
DocM 16 Oct 6:27pm, 16 Oct 2024 50,038 posts	0 DocM My husband always has the remote, but never found the red button, we are a very old fashioned pair
Seratonin 16 Oct 9:52pm, 16 Oct 2024 53,100 posts	0 Seratonin I have always thought that Renault have missed a trick by never making a Clio Taurus
Jason1969 16 Oct 10:38pm, 16 Oct 2024 13,073 posts	0 Jason1969 I already have enough trouble finding my car in a car park.
Muttley 17 Oct 9:52am, 17 Oct 2024 3,520 posts	0 Muttley Came home today to find a flyer in the letterbox: The offer of an exploratory talk with a Weightwatchers representative, in my own home. Sounds good, I thought, so I called the number and asked if they could send someone round. "Sure," they said, "we've got plenty of them."
Mountkeen 17 Oct 6:01pm, 17 Oct 2024 579 posts	0 Mountkeen Say what you want about deaf people...............
Treborstreet 17 Oct 9:45pm, 17 Oct 2024 266 posts	0 Treborstreet After three hard years I’ve been awarded a First Class degree in Salad Preparation. I now have lettuce after my name!
Eynsham Red 18 Oct 9:25am, 18 Oct 2024 11,460 posts	0 Eynsham Red Lettuce all celebrate this ⬆️ honour.
iRicey 18 Oct 9:32am, 18 Oct 2024 4,534 posts	0 iRicey Romaine calm pun-lovers.