Joke of the day........

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um
15 Oct
6:00am, 15 Oct 2024
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um
I might be old and crusty, but I think it was a bloomer to start this whole thing.
15 Oct
10:20am, 15 Oct 2024
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Dvorak
I'm not bouled over by these, in fact I've got a right cob on.

Anyway, why was the baker working overtime?

(It took me five minutes to get the "pain in the ass one". I only realised when I was trying to work "panini ass" in somewhere.)
um
15 Oct
10:33am, 15 Oct 2024
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um
To make more dough ?
15 Oct
10:33am, 15 Oct 2024
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Nellers
Did he knead the dough, Dvorak?
15 Oct
10:35am, 15 Oct 2024
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Derby Tup
His pay was crumbs?
15 Oct
10:44am, 15 Oct 2024
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Dvorak
Ba-dumm tssch @Nellers :-)
15 Oct
4:19pm, 15 Oct 2024
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colindglen
Definitely seeded an idea though
jda
15 Oct
4:31pm, 15 Oct 2024
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jda
Looks like we’ve had a batch of these puns now. Can we say that’s a wrap?
15 Oct
7:00pm, 15 Oct 2024
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Surrey Phil
Well, they're now giving me a split tin headache.
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7:00pm, 15 Oct 2024
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colindglen
We'd butter get a move on then

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