Joke of the day........

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z1000jeff 16 Oct 9:04am, 16 Oct 2024 4,314 posts	0 z1000jeff I'm not. Every time I log on and see there's 40 "jokes" been added to the thread I think, oh no here we go again with this crap. Sorry !
Dvorak 16 Oct 9:21am, 16 Oct 2024 28,149 posts	0 Dvorak https://youtube.com/watch?v=dneAoPN9JTA
lammo 16 Oct 9:36am, 16 Oct 2024 12,801 posts	0 lammo I'm with z1000jeff
Mushroom 16 Oct 9:56am, 16 Oct 2024 3,391 posts	0 Mushroom A mime artist broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested. He still has the right to remain silent...
Mushroom 16 Oct 9:59am, 16 Oct 2024 3,392 posts	0 Mushroom Propaganda. It's what Cockneys do when they have a really good look at something...
Mushroom 16 Oct 10:03am, 16 Oct 2024 3,393 posts	0 Mushroom I went to the doctors to complain of a rash. I told him I had spots all over, 'like cherries on a cake'. He said, "It sounds like you have analogy"...
Old Croc 16 Oct 10:16am, 16 Oct 2024 35,041 posts	0 Old Croc A man has recently launched legal proceedings against British Airways over missing luggage. Today however it was announced that he had lost his case.
Dvorak 16 Oct 11:09am, 16 Oct 2024 28,151 posts	0 Dvorak It may be tit for tat, but I've rashly spotted, like, a Marceau of humour in the above carry-on. (I'll get me coat.)
Nicholls595 16 Oct 1:12pm, 16 Oct 2024 32,168 posts	0 Nicholls595 I thought all the puns were the best thing since sli... oh never mind
Muttley 16 Oct 2:21pm, 16 Oct 2024 3,519 posts	0 Muttley Just been looking at tonight's TV. Says there's a documentary about the clitoris on the red button, but I couldn't find it.