Joke of the day........

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NordRunner 23 Oct 11:12am, 23 Oct 2024 4,632 posts	0 NordRunner You inspire me, Maclennane: I got gas while orienteering. Now I need to see a fizzy-O-therapist.
Jock Itch 23 Oct 6:26pm, 23 Oct 2024 14,059 posts	0 Jock Itch I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
Jason1969 23 Oct 6:44pm, 23 Oct 2024 13,107 posts	0 Jason1969 I think you'll find it was me who tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
Nellers 23 Oct 6:59pm, 23 Oct 2024 44,067 posts	0 Nellers No! I'm Spartacus!
Groundhog 25 Oct 9:49pm, 25 Oct 2024 6,563 posts	0 Groundhog Blimey, nothing for over a day?! An old Jewish guy had a long and happy life (well you know apart from the obvious). But eventually he dies and goes to heaven. He sees God there and tells him a Holocaust joke and God says "That's not funny!" And the old guy replies "Oh? Well I guess you had to be there."
Big Al Widepants 26 Oct 7:16am, 26 Oct 2024 4,771 posts	0 Big Al Widepants I thought I put the wrong shoes on in France. Now I’m not chausseures.
Stander 29 Oct 8:22am, 29 Oct 2024 253 posts	0 Stander I was sat on the bed, pulling off my boxers, when my wife said: 'You spoil those dogs.'
Stander 29 Oct 12:59pm, 29 Oct 2024 254 posts	0 Stander
buttscratcher 29 Oct 3:08pm, 29 Oct 2024 440 posts	0 buttscratcher Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning
Red Squirrel 29 Oct 5:26pm, 29 Oct 2024 24,621 posts	0 Red Squirrel Good one, Stander. (The Boxers one - I can’t see the other pic.)