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Groundhog 2 Nov 7:37pm, 2 Nov 2024 6,585 posts	0 Groundhog I went to my doctor and he told me I should stop masturbating. I asked him why. He said "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Treborstreet 3 Nov 11:41am, 3 Nov 2024 268 posts	0 Treborstreet I’ve just finished a model of Mount Everest. My Wife asked me “is it to scale?” “No” I replied, “it’s to look at“.
Groundhog 3 Nov 6:05pm, 3 Nov 2024 6,587 posts	0 Groundhog I'm the 1980s I fell off my bike and hurt my knee. I'm telling you this now because we didn't have social media back then.
Groundhog 3 Nov 6:09pm, 3 Nov 2024 6,588 posts	0 Groundhog Mrs Long-Suffering just out of the shower, "I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look awful. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits?" Mr Long-Suffering "Your eyesight is perfect."
Groundhog 3 Nov 6:11pm, 3 Nov 2024 6,589 posts	0 Groundhog Whenever I roll a joint, it's never the fun kind, just an ankle!
Groundhog 3 Nov 6:18pm, 3 Nov 2024 6,590 posts	0 Groundhog One minute you're young and fun and the next your turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better.
NordRunner 3 Nov 8:08pm, 3 Nov 2024 4,658 posts	0 NordRunner I thought my wife really must love me when she said she was going to town for my special birthday dinner. I didn't see her until 2 am, drunk and crying.
Mushroom 4 Nov 12:48pm, 4 Nov 2024 3,418 posts	0 Mushroom There's only one thing I don't like about Halloween, which is
xt350 🇳🇿 5 Nov 6:32am, 5 Nov 2024 1,747 posts	0 xt350 🇳🇿 When is the worst time to have a heart attack During a game of charades!
Maclennane 6 Nov 2:36pm, 6 Nov 2024 33,091 posts	0 Maclennane If you need something to distract your thoughts today, think about this... Roger Federer is 50% er.

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