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Nellers Nov 2024 3:48pm, 23 Nov 2024 44,260 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Classic BBC joke!😉
Mushroom Nov 2024 10:40am, 24 Nov 2024 3,448 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom Somebody called me fat yesterday. I was lipid..
Mushroom Nov 2024 10:47am, 24 Nov 2024 3,449 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I've just started a business recycling old chewing gum. I just need some help getting it off the ground.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Nov 2024 12:33pm, 24 Nov 2024 25,360 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain colindglen wrote:"I'm looking for a copy of 'How to avoid tax by buying a farm '. My name? Yes it's JR Clarkson
Mountkeen Nov 2024 11:26am, 25 Nov 2024 605 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart, when they've never even seen one of his paintings....
Muttley Nov 2024 3:27pm, 26 Nov 2024 3,595 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I am announcing today that I am coming out, and I identify as a supermarket. I've felt this way since I was Lidl.
Mushroom Nov 2024 4:33pm, 26 Nov 2024 3,453 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom When? About 7 to 11 ?
Derby Tup Nov 2024 4:35pm, 26 Nov 2024 69,196 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup How long are you out till?
Muttley Nov 2024 4:56pm, 26 Nov 2024 3,596 posts	Quote Pin Muttley Aisle tell you later.
Surrey Phil Nov 2024 5:18pm, 26 Nov 2024 10,828 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil Might you change your mind or aren't you Budgen?