Joke of the day........

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23 Nov
3:48pm, 23 Nov 2024
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Nellers
Classic BBC joke!😉
24 Nov
10:40am, 24 Nov 2024
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Mushroom
Somebody called me fat yesterday.

I was lipid..
24 Nov
10:47am, 24 Nov 2024
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Mushroom
I've just started a business recycling old chewing gum.

I just need some help getting it off the ground.
24 Nov
12:33pm, 24 Nov 2024
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
colindglen wrote:"I'm looking for a copy of 'How to avoid tax by buying a farm '. My name? Yes it's JR Clarkson
:)
25 Nov
11:26am, 25 Nov 2024
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Mountkeen
I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart, when they've never even seen one of his paintings....
26 Nov
3:27pm, 26 Nov 2024
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Muttley
I am announcing today that I am coming out, and I identify as a supermarket.

I've felt this way since I was Lidl.
26 Nov
4:33pm, 26 Nov 2024
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Mushroom
When? About 7 to 11 ?
26 Nov
4:35pm, 26 Nov 2024
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Derby Tup
How long are you out till?
26 Nov
4:56pm, 26 Nov 2024
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Muttley
Aisle tell you later.
26 Nov
5:18pm, 26 Nov 2024
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Surrey Phil
Might you change your mind or aren't you Budgen?

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