Joke of the day........

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Herbert Appleby 12:36am 12:36am, 2 Dec 2024 First-time poster!!	0 Herbert Appleby Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
57.5 Degrees of Pain 1:23am 1:23am, 2 Dec 2024 25,618 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Uh-oh. It's 'that' day. Batten down the hatches.
DoricQuine 3:44am 3:44am, 2 Dec 2024 11,563 posts	0 DoricQuine Two friends are walking down the street thinking of something to do. One friend turns to the other and says, "Let's go get a drink, there's this new place that does THE best punch you'll ever drink." So they make their way to the bar and walk straight up to the bartender "Bartender, two glasses of your best punch please." The bartender replies in a stern voice, "If you want some punch you're gonna have to get in line like everybody else." The friends turn and look around but there's no punch line…
Footpather 4:01am 4:01am, 2 Dec 2024 5 posts	0 Footpather What did one snowman say to another? Can you smell carrots?