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Herbert Appleby Dec 2024 12:36am, 2 Dec 2024 First-time poster!!	Quote Pin Herbert Appleby Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Dec 2024 1:23am, 2 Dec 2024 25,618 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain Uh-oh. It's 'that' day. Batten down the hatches.
DoricQuine Dec 2024 3:44am, 2 Dec 2024 11,563 posts	Quote Pin DoricQuine Two friends are walking down the street thinking of something to do. One friend turns to the other and says, "Let's go get a drink, there's this new place that does THE best punch you'll ever drink." So they make their way to the bar and walk straight up to the bartender "Bartender, two glasses of your best punch please." The bartender replies in a stern voice, "If you want some punch you're gonna have to get in line like everybody else." The friends turn and look around but there's no punch line…
Footpather Dec 2024 4:01am, 2 Dec 2024 5 posts	Quote Pin Footpather What did one snowman say to another? Can you smell carrots?
Raemondo Dec 2024 4:56am, 2 Dec 2024 12,299 posts	Quote Pin Raemondo What do angry mice send each other at this time of year? Cross Mouse cards.
Dillthedog Dec 2024 5:37am, 2 Dec 2024 6,542 posts	Quote Pin Dillthedog Did you know The most common owl in England is the Teat Owl, there’s one in almost every kitchen.
Joopsy Dec 2024 5:52am, 2 Dec 2024 13,023 posts	Quote Pin Joopsy My daughter has just graduated from musical school with a first in playing the mouth organ. Well done our Monica.
unbazok Dec 2024 5:55am, 2 Dec 2024 12 posts	Quote Pin unbazok Went on a date with a girl that worked at the zoo the other day. I think she's a keeper.
Bazoaxe Dec 2024 5:55am, 2 Dec 2024 27,747 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe How do you know if thee it an elephant in your fridge Footprints in the butter
Keep Plodding On Dec 2024 5:56am, 2 Dec 2024 763 posts	Quote Pin Keep Plodding On I just got attacked by 6 dwarves Not Happy