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Heinzster
Heinzster
Dec 2024
7:41am, 2 Dec 2024
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What's the difference between roast turkey and pea soup?
Any fool can roast a turkey
northernslowcoach
northernslowcoach
Dec 2024
7:42am, 2 Dec 2024
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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Anyone Noah good Christmas joke? 🎄
FreshStart
FreshStart
Dec 2024
7:43am, 2 Dec 2024
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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Treborstreet
Treborstreet
Dec 2024
7:47am, 2 Dec 2024
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Treborstreet
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One…. or two?

One…. or two?
jackhow
jackhow
Dec 2024
7:53am, 2 Dec 2024
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What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?? He got 25 days!
Sorequads
Sorequads
Dec 2024
7:55am, 2 Dec 2024
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Sorequads
My girlfriend has just dumped me because she thinks I’m obsessed with football. I’m gutted - we’d been going out for three seasons.
markgall
markgall
Dec 2024
8:00am, 2 Dec 2024
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I got a Christmas card full of rice in the post today.
I think it was from my Uncle Ben.
mjbawhitmore
mjbawhitmore
Dec 2024
8:03am, 2 Dec 2024
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Who hides in a Christmas bakery?
Mince spies
BaronessBL
BaronessBL
Dec 2024
8:15am, 2 Dec 2024
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
serasqueak
serasqueak
Dec 2024
8:18am, 2 Dec 2024
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What's ET short for?

Because he's got little legs!

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