Joke of the day........

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Heinzster 7:41am 7:41am, 2 Dec 2024 2,422 posts	0 Heinzster What's the difference between roast turkey and pea soup? Any fool can roast a turkey
northernslowcoach 7:42am 7:42am, 2 Dec 2024 19,902 posts	0 northernslowcoach Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Anyone Noah good Christmas joke? 🎄
FreshStart 7:43am 7:43am, 2 Dec 2024 5,982 posts	0 FreshStart What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Treborstreet 7:47am 7:47am, 2 Dec 2024 269 posts	0 Treborstreet How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One…. or two? One…. or two?
jackhow 7:53am 7:53am, 2 Dec 2024 First-time poster!!	0 jackhow What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?? He got 25 days!
Sorequads 7:55am 7:55am, 2 Dec 2024 115 posts	0 Sorequads My girlfriend has just dumped me because she thinks I’m obsessed with football. I’m gutted - we’d been going out for three seasons.
markgall 8:00am 8:00am, 2 Dec 2024 248 posts	0 markgall I got a Christmas card full of rice in the post today. I think it was from my Uncle Ben.
mjbawhitmore 8:03am 8:03am, 2 Dec 2024 First-time poster!!	0 mjbawhitmore Who hides in a Christmas bakery? Mince spies
BaronessBL 8:15am 8:15am, 2 Dec 2024 10,710 posts	0 BaronessBL Did you hear the one about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
serasqueak 8:18am 8:18am, 2 Dec 2024 45 posts	0 serasqueak What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs!