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Mushroom 2 Feb 2:21pm, 2 Feb 2025 3,539 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom My new year resolution was to lose 20lbs this year. Only 25lbs to go..!
Mountkeen 3 Feb 1:12pm, 3 Feb 2025 649 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it fitted!!! Feeling very proud of myself. It was a pair of socks. But still...let's be positive here.
3M 3 Feb 2:25pm, 3 Feb 2025 25,669 posts	Quote Pin 3M My wedding ties still fits me perfectly.
minardi 3 Feb 3:15pm, 3 Feb 2025 12,092 posts	Quote Pin minardi I have a scarf that still looks good
Mushroom 3 Feb 8:54pm, 3 Feb 2025 3,542 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom Most of my family are police marksmen, except my grandad, who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family..
Nellers 4 Feb 3:58pm, 4 Feb 2025 44,653 posts	Quote Pin Nellers I don’t know why I lost my job as an interrogator for MI5. Didn’t like to ask.
Muttley 4 Feb 4:00pm, 4 Feb 2025 3,763 posts	Quote Pin Muttley
Oranj 5 Feb 12:01pm, 5 Feb 2025 4,430 posts	Quote Pin Oranj My neighbour knocked on my door at 2am this morning and said, Oranj, I can't fucking sleep. Well it's your lucky day, I said, I've got a party going on in here, come in.
Derby Tup 5 Feb 4:12pm, 5 Feb 2025 70,466 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup
Jock Itch 5 Feb 10:23pm, 5 Feb 2025 14,075 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch What do you call a monk who walks everywhere in bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis