Joke of the day........

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Mushroom 20 Dec 8:27am, 20 Dec 2024 3,486 posts	0 Mushroom Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves aren't they..?
Muttley 20 Dec 9:32am, 20 Dec 2024 3,667 posts	0 Muttley I got myself arrested for throwing a trifle at a police officer. I was taken down to the cells by the custardy sergeant.
LadyB 20 Dec 1:31pm, 20 Dec 2024 First-time poster!!	0 LadyB I have this incredible ability to predict what is inside a wrapped present... it's a gift!
LadyB 20 Dec 1:32pm, 20 Dec 2024 2 posts	0 LadyB I've got a construction joke... I am still working on it.
Crash Hamster 20 Dec 3:31pm, 20 Dec 2024 1,021 posts	0 Crash Hamster What's the difference between Kier Starmer and a Lego set? The Lego is a glueless kit.
ho, ho, honestmackem 🎅🏼 21 Dec 12:09am, 21 Dec 2024 1,665 posts	0 ho, ho, honestmackem 🎅🏼 I was in Sainsburys early this morning to do some food shopping and I was behind an elderly lady in the queue who was also up early . Her bill came to £41.80 but when she counted out her change she had just under £40. She didn't want me to help her, but l insisted seeing as its Christmas and in no time at all we had all her shopping back on the shelves. 😳😂
Mr. K. 22 Dec 7:05am, 22 Dec 2024 3,826 posts	0 Mr. K. Just opened a Christmas Card and loads of Rice fell out. It was from Uncle Ben. (I know but it's the Season 🎅 )
Treborstreet 22 Dec 9:08am, 22 Dec 2024 270 posts	0 Treborstreet Well that was embarrassing, finished my Christmas shopping at Tesco and on leaving was asked by the security guard whether I had any stollen goods.
Muttley 22 Dec 12:44pm, 22 Dec 2024 3,670 posts	0 Muttley I've been learning how to weigh dogs. Picked up a few pointers today.
Muttley 22 Dec 7:28pm, 22 Dec 2024 3,675 posts	0 Muttley My local Indian takeaway is called Dirty Dhansak. Their motto is "Nobody puts bay leaf in the korma".