Joke of the day........

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Gogsy! 23 Dec 3:08pm, 23 Dec 2024 627 posts	0 Gogsy! This is not the plaice for these puns
Derby Tup 23 Dec 3:19pm, 23 Dec 2024 69,682 posts	0 Derby Tup Someone needs to dab in and post a none-fish joke. Anything for a ray of hope. They aren’t brill
Gogsy! 23 Dec 3:25pm, 23 Dec 2024 628 posts	0 Gogsy! I agree & it upsets a lot of people. I wouldn't be surprised if someone got battered shortly.
Surrey Phil 23 Dec 4:05pm, 23 Dec 2024 10,881 posts	0 Surrey Phil Don't take them too seriously - they're just a red herring.
Muttley 23 Dec 4:45pm, 23 Dec 2024 3,678 posts	0 Muttley My mate is having a psychotic episode and thinks he's a chocolate orange. I'm worried he'll be sectioned.
Jason1969ladiesdancing 23 Dec 5:00pm, 23 Dec 2024 13,353 posts	0 Jason1969ladiesdancing Poor Terry
Nord Rundeer 🦌 23 Dec 5:05pm, 23 Dec 2024 4,841 posts	0 Nord Rundeer 🦌 Muttley wrote:My mate is having a psychotic episode and thinks he's a chocolate orange. I'm worried he'll be sectioned. He's not only tapped, he's fallen to pieces.
Seratonin 23 Dec 8:59pm, 23 Dec 2024 54,495 posts	0 Seratonin He could be just taking the pith
mr d 23 Dec 10:49pm, 23 Dec 2024 6,899 posts	0 mr d Why can't penguins fly? Because they're chocolate biscuits.
Mountkeen 23 Dec 11:50pm, 23 Dec 2024 624 posts	0 Mountkeen Top tip! Filling a whoopee cushion with chocolate pudding adds a whole new dimension to the joke.