Joke of the day........

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Nord Rundeer 🦌 24 Dec 9:29am, 24 Dec 2024 4,845 posts	0 Nord Rundeer 🦌 Why didn't Dad get any Christmas chocolates? Because they were Mars.
Muttley 24 Dec 12:41pm, 24 Dec 2024 3,679 posts	0 Muttley I disposed of some nigella seeds onto the compost heap. The garden is now full of women licking cream from their fingers.
Mountkeen 24 Dec 12:46pm, 24 Dec 2024 626 posts	0 Mountkeen My wife has been giving me pretty obvious hints as to what she wants for Christmas.....she's been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So I've bought her a magazine rack
Mozzer 24 Dec 12:57pm, 24 Dec 2024 96 posts	0 Mozzer When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.