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Jul 2007
10:39am, 27 Jul 2007
10,535 posts
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Puddington
Yeah....I'm not contributing much am I ...:)
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Jul 2007
10:39am, 27 Jul 2007
69 posts
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PhatButFit
"I'm baffled by your orange penis!" the doctor told his patient "does anyone else in your family have this condition?" The concerned fellow said no.
"Do you handle chemicals at work?" asked the doctor, "No, I don't work" replied the patient.
"Well what do you do all day?", asked the doctor
"Watch porn and eat Wotsits!!" replied the man
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Jul 2007
10:40am, 27 Jul 2007
10,536 posts
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Puddington
hooo hooo!
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Jul 2007
10:45am, 27 Jul 2007
70 posts
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PhatButFit
Daisy came home from school and said to her mummy "Johnny showed me his willy today, it was like a peanut", "What small?" chuckled Mummy, "No, salty" replied Daisy
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Jul 2007
10:46am, 27 Jul 2007
10,538 posts
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Puddington
A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down.
The garage doesn't open until morning so they have to spend the night in a B&B. It only has one room available.
The priest says: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object if we spend the night sharing this one room. I'll sleep on the sofa and you have the bed."
"I think that would be fine," agrees the nun. They prepare for bed, say some prayers and settle down to sleep.
Ten minutes pass, and the nun says: "Father, I'm very cold."
"OK," says the priest, "I'll get a blanket from the cupboard."
Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: "Father, I'm still terribly cold."
The priest says: "Don't worry, I'll get up and fetch you another blanket."
Another ten minutes pass, then the nun murmurs softly: "Father I'm still very cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for a night."
"You're right," says the priest. "Get your own blankets."
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Jul 2007
10:46am, 27 Jul 2007
8,243 posts
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Hendo
I would laugh at that but my daughter's name is Daisy, and she's 3. LOL!
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Jul 2007
10:48am, 27 Jul 2007
71 posts
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PhatButFit
Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says "We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent", "thank the Lord" said an elderly nun, "I'm so tired of Chardonnay" 
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Jul 2007
10:51am, 27 Jul 2007
128 posts
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Baldy Dave
One snowman turns to the other and says "Can you smell carrots?"
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Jul 2007
10:54am, 27 Jul 2007
72 posts
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PhatButFit
Blonde takes her broken down car for repair. Mechanic fixes it in 2 minutes and says "sh!t in the filter!".
"How often should I do that then?" replies the blonde
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Jul 2007
11:05am, 27 Jul 2007
969 posts
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Boingy
Three mothers; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all talking about their daughters. The brunette said; "I was looking through my daughter's things and I found some cigarettes, I can't believe my daughter smokes." The redhead says; "Ladies, I was looking through my daughters things and I found a bottle of vodka, I can't believe my daughter drinks." The blonde says; "I was looking through my daughters things, and I found a box of condoms. I can't believe my daughter has a penis."
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