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Joke of the day........

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richmac Jan 2023 7:07pm, 26 Jan 2023 20,722 posts	0 richmac I'll tell them to my pal
richmac Jan 2023 7:10pm, 26 Jan 2023 20,723 posts	0 richmac Or maybe my Chum
Seratonin Jan 2023 7:24pm, 26 Jan 2023 41,759 posts	0 Seratonin Hoping to Winalot of friends Rich?
Derby Tup Jan 2023 7:28pm, 26 Jan 2023 58,173 posts	0 Derby Tup Any one is barking who laughs at this fur
GordonG Jan 2023 8:24pm, 26 Jan 2023 9,581 posts	0 GordonG I don't know what to do next so I'll follow your lead
Old Croc Jan 2023 8:59pm, 26 Jan 2023 34,452 posts	0 Old Croc I saw all the dog jokes, threw a stick and yelled "FETCH"
Jock Itch Jan 2023 9:34pm, 26 Jan 2023 13,826 posts	0 Jock Itch Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I read it on page 14 in a medical journal on the 14th November 2019 at 3.19pm.
Mountkeen Jan 2023 5:06pm, 27 Jan 2023 511 posts	0 Mountkeen In the pub Me - "What's wi-fi password?" Landlord - "You need to buy a drink first" Me - "Okay.....I'll have a pint of IPA please" Landlord - "That'll be £4.10 please" Me - "There you go. So what's the wi-fi password?" Landlord - "You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase"
Jock Itch Jan 2023 6:58am, 28 Jan 2023 13,827 posts	0 Jock Itch Once upon a time there was a King who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible King but he made a greal ruler.
Dillthedog Jan 2023 7:19am, 28 Jan 2023 4,343 posts	0 Dillthedog Many years ago , the monkey was the fastest animal in the jungle , not the Jaguar. The Jaguar watched the monkey to find his secret of being the fastest animal , and he noticed that it was because the monkey had made a pointed stick tool so he could eat his food quicker, therefore not spending excessive time eating. The Jaguar thought on this and reasoned that if he made a 4 pointed tool to eat , he could be 4 times as fast. And it came to pass that the 4 point tool eater Jaguar became the fastest animal in the jungle.