Joke of the day........

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Jan 2023
2:40pm, 31 Jan 2023
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GordonG
Politics thread / joke of the day thread... its a fine line
Jan 2023
3:04pm, 31 Jan 2023
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richmac
Well, when you've had a troupe of clowns running the country for so long...
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3:13pm, 31 Jan 2023
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Jock Itch
Two cats are having a swimming race.

One is called “One two three”, the other “Un deux trois”. Which cat won?

“One two three” because “Un deux trois cat sank”.
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1:35pm, 1 Feb 2023
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Dillthedog
We were in the local Indian the other night. Whilst looking at the menu my wife asked me what the difference was between a Madras and a Tarka. I explained that the Tarka was a little Otter.
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1:36pm, 1 Feb 2023
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Dillthedog
My kids cried when I put ginger in their curry.

They really loved that cat.
Feb 2023
8:51pm, 1 Feb 2023
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Treborstreet
Just been looking at a house with period features, my wife hates it when I call her that.
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Feb 2023
10:00am, 2 Feb 2023
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3M
Happy Groundhog Day!
3M
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10:00am, 2 Feb 2023
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3M
Happy Groundhog Day!
3M
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10:00am, 2 Feb 2023
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3M
Happy Groundhog Day!
Feb 2023
11:06am, 2 Feb 2023
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Nellers
You've done that one before haven't you, 3M?

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