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K5 Gus Feb 2023 8:20am, 8 Feb 2023 5,607 posts	0 K5 Gus You should really have staged a protest
DocM Feb 2023 8:48am, 8 Feb 2023 47,191 posts	0 DocM Should have brought the house down
Old Croc Feb 2023 8:55am, 8 Feb 2023 34,458 posts	0 Old Croc It brought the curtain down on his career.
richmac Feb 2023 10:35am, 8 Feb 2023 20,859 posts	0 richmac was there someone waiting in the wings to replace you?
Surrey Phil Feb 2023 12:07pm, 8 Feb 2023 9,112 posts	0 Surrey Phil Did you take their cue and prompts to leave, or were you ushered away. The plot thickens...
colindglen Feb 2023 2:37pm, 8 Feb 2023 3,354 posts	0 colindglen Did you act surprised?
Steve NordRunner Feb 2023 2:50pm, 8 Feb 2023 2,654 posts	0 Steve NordRunner An old Kenneth Williams joke: I once had a job as a stage hand at a strip club. It was only ten bob a week but it was all I could afford.
AndyS Feb 2023 8:06pm, 9 Feb 2023 1,792 posts	0 AndyS I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. And then it dawned on me.
Stander Feb 2023 8:20am, 10 Feb 2023 80 posts	0 Stander Chromosones XX = Female XY = Male YYY = Delilah
AndyS Feb 2023 8:19am, 12 Feb 2023 1,794 posts	0 AndyS I bought at album called "The Sound Of Wasps" I was a bit disappointed when I played it because it sounded nothing like them. Turns out I was listening to the bee side.