Joke of the day........

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daz1927 Feb 2023 6:23pm, 14 Feb 2023 6,061 posts	0 daz1927 It’s Valentines Day ❤️❤️❤️
Red Squirrel Feb 2023 10:48pm, 14 Feb 2023 22,734 posts	0 Red Squirrel Don't get hot air balloon one, Gordon G ...
GordonG Feb 2023 11:15pm, 14 Feb 2023 9,608 posts	0 GordonG See Derby Tup's post on the same page...
Sigh Feb 2023 11:18am, 15 Feb 2023 19,161 posts	0 Sigh Excuse my rant but I'm fuming...... My son got sent home from school today. He has been suspended for running around the classroom screaming. Seems he had done it for a bet. Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the headmaster to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone too far. However, he was having none of it and has stuck by the suspension. Getting a bit peeved, I asked the head if he would rather have him thieving and smashing the school up like others I could mention. "No", he said, "I would rather have him teaching the year 9 Geography class which he is employed to do".
Stander Feb 2023 11:41am, 16 Feb 2023 82 posts	0 Stander My mate just quit his job at BMW. Of course, he gave no indication of his leaving.
3M Feb 2023 10:55pm, 16 Feb 2023 20,525 posts	0 3M Dogs are amazing sometimes. Not only can they be trained as assistance dogs, I saw the other day that they now even have guard dogs operating at the hospital.
Jock Itch Feb 2023 5:37pm, 18 Feb 2023 13,841 posts	0 Jock Itch As I looked at my naked body in the mirror… I realised that I was going to get kicked out of IKEA.
AndyS Feb 2023 9:37pm, 18 Feb 2023 1,827 posts	0 AndyS "It’s important to remember the true meaning of Easter” -- Archbishop of Cadbury
swittle Feb 2023 11:53am, 19 Feb 2023 95,114 posts	0 swittle ^^ (I'm sure the Archbisop of Yorkie supports this view...]
Pothunter Feb 2023 5:08pm, 19 Feb 2023 7,380 posts	0 Pothunter 👏👏👏