Joke of the day........

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AndyS Jan 2023 1:26pm, 24 Jan 2023 1,758 posts	0 AndyS Keping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain. Apparently, it's due to all the indoor fins.
Muttley Jan 2023 10:48pm, 25 Jan 2023 2,202 posts	0 Muttley The girlfriend has just started learning semaphore. To me that's a red flag.
richmac Jan 2023 6:57am, 26 Jan 2023 20,714 posts	0 richmac Mr girlfriend learnt morse to communicate with someone she was seeing on the side. I was completely unaware then, I started to join up the dots.
Steve NordRunner Jan 2023 10:55am, 26 Jan 2023 2,602 posts	0 Steve NordRunner I don't mean to insult your choice of girlfriend, but do you think it might have been a dash for cash?
Muttley Jan 2023 12:55pm, 26 Jan 2023 2,205 posts	0 Muttley I was walking past the local branch of the Cats Protection League when I noticed they had a Pedigree Netherlands available for rehoming. I'd never heard of that breed before so I went inside and asked: How Dutch is that moggy in the window?
Jock Itch Jan 2023 1:01pm, 26 Jan 2023 13,825 posts	0 Jock Itch FFS. red card for that one !
Derby Tup Jan 2023 2:35pm, 26 Jan 2023 58,168 posts	0 Derby Tup It’s a shocker! I’ve stolen it mind and sent to my father in law
The Terminator Jan 2023 3:32pm, 26 Jan 2023 9,116 posts	0 The Terminator Funnily enough I just walked past the local Dog Rescue Centre and apparently it has gone into liquidation. They have called in the retrievers.
GordonG Jan 2023 5:58pm, 26 Jan 2023 9,580 posts	0 GordonG Ooh those jokes are ruff
Seratonin Jan 2023 6:50pm, 26 Jan 2023 41,748 posts	0 Seratonin These doggie puns may give a temporary paws for some of the cringeworthy jokes